The Ron Swanson pyramid of greatness
Laughed so hard I cried
Does anyone else see a face blue plates are the eyes the mattress is the mouth
I’ve had 8 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. That’s probably not good.
I live by this
(via celebritythoughts) yup
never felt this good about myself
I’ve been watching the World Cup the past few days and Samsung has really been pushing their 3D televisions. There is one problem… and I believe the above photo says it all.
yeah the dog is totally missing out!
They could’ve photoshoped out that fat roll on her arm. Duh.
YES! oh I’ve been looking for a career and I’m okay with being the person who tells people their babys should be wearing lipgloss and get some color too them, because that baby looked washed out and sickly and come on thats just gross. Give your baby some self tanner some botox and treat it like 45 year old houswives with money treat themselves, fix it ladies you’re never going to find a man who will give you his animal crackers without moosed hair and color contacts
I’ve decided to invent a new personality(trait)
I’m going to start rocking out to music that is no older/newer than 5 or 6 years. As in have you guys heard this song: Since U Been Gone, its by Kelly Clarkson. I think she’s going to be huge(little fat pun). I don’t know if people are going to think I’m being genuine or not but I’m going to think its really funny when everyone knows the words and I throw out stuff like wow this song is brand new how’d you hear about it?
90’s nostalgia is huge right now 80’s songs have been on the classic rock stations since the 80’s I’d like to start the new 2005 is the new 2010 in music. I get to bust out Beverly Hills by Weezer, Soldier by Destiny’s Child. I get to act like Destiny’s Child is still a thing! I’m really really excited. People are going to hate me.
This isn’t a new hipster thing I’m just bored and have decided to be as annoying as humanly possible until I’m employed and since I have NO prospects at the moment I’m going to be making and losing a lot of new friends